hey all...

i extracted this from Abby's blog... some pretty funny de..hhaha..
my comments in italics BELOW EACH STATEMENT..

just some Chirdstian Catch phrases... guys, u might wanna try this on the girls u wanna woo.. hmm.. maybe i should try..haha..


1) i just dont feel called to celibacy, do you?
I HOPE NOT!

2) for you i would slay two Goliaths

3) i would go through more than Job for you

4) you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you

5) shall we tithe?
K I DUN GET THIS

6) the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
WHAHAAHAHA

7) i believe one of my ribs belongs to you
TRUE!

8) my spiritual gifts is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits (alot of megalifers already use a variation of this methinks!) (COPIED FROM ABBY)

9) is this the transfiguration? because you are glowing

10) john bevere takes up 35% of my ipod memory

11) bible gateway happens to be my homepage

12) can i buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?

13) whats an xbox?
DIAO...

14) i'm one of the fortunate ones.. greek and hebrew come pretty easily to me (wahaha)

15) now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... because he never met you (LOL)

16) why dont i have a bible dictionarY? well, i dont really need it

17) you put the 'cute' back in persecution

18) how many times do i have to walk around you to make you fall for me? (HAHAHA)

19) how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life (ahahaha!)

20) if you say no, i'm going ot tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head
SIA LAH..! SO DRAMATIC

21) so, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
SO GUAI!>..opps..

22) let me remove my sandals before i come any closer (!!)
haha.. coz its holy ground..

23) lets say, hypothetically, you were married. i would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites (in
this case, beware because the sword will never leave your household! haha)

24) its obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil haha...sounds a bit chessy..

25) you can lie at my feet

26) if i had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas.. i would sit at home and read my
bible
how is this a catch line??

27) welcome to the Christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other (haha!)

28) i'm a proverbs 32 kidna guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman

29) i'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that.. i also play the guitar

30) if we were around with noah.. then you, me... pair
good one!

31) not a big fan of your last name, but tt's cool, i can change that
duh.. if u get married to me that is... hmm.but wait...u will be called MRS OH!

32) i consider myself to be a fisher of men, this would be referred to as 'casting my net'

33) it would be my honor to present you spotless on the last day

34) Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix

35) when i read Phil 4:8, i think about you

36) look, u're nearly 22. most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now.. just settle for me

37) you make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo (HAHAHA)

38) i've familiarised myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, i invented 4 of them

39) have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me
HMM...SEEMS LIKE SHE IS DEAD!

40) all i'm looking for is a Godly woman. i dont care that your'e not attractive

41) do you need prayer? because i'm certainly willing to lay hands on you
WA!TAKE ADVANTAGE ONLI HOR

42) i will never give your Reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull

43) i predicted David over Goliath.. now i'm betting on you and me
EWW...HOW CAN U RELATE THIS!

44) if you were staying for the tribulation, i would consider staying too.. but then i probably wouldn't be around
(resident of ego ave)
45) if you were a leper, i woudl still hold your hand.. even if it wasn't attached